PENALTY KICKS AND PARENTING FAILS

Little Timmy was totally pumped for his soccer game. He'd been kicking non-stop, dreaming of scoring the winning goal. His parents were there to cheer him on, their faces painted with hope. Then came the penalty kick. Timmy lined up, took a deep breath, and kicked the ball towards the goal. Oh no!, the ball sailed wide right. Timmy slumped his sho